Thursday, October 18, 2007

Educational

At Borders, Berjaya Times Square today:

"THE Ultimate Book of Useless Information"

Did you know...

That it is the actual compilation of an actual society in London of the same name? really got people study and research useless information wan ok...

That peanuts are 1 of the ingredients in dynamite? i like to eat peanut butter and choc waffles at Yapaff's wor... means i must be DA BOMB!

That cat's pee glow in black light? bet it still stinks too

That 87% of people who get struck by lightning are men? aww poor dears..but... HAHA!

That an ant's heart is in it's butt?

That a shrimps's heart is in it's head? aik they shud be dating the ants then

That most hamsters blink one eye at a time? like this (0.-)

That armadillos and humans are the only animals that can get leprosy?

That FRENCH fries were invented in Belgium? *packs bag and migrates to Belgium*

That tic-tacs contain Carnaubal Wax which is the same ingredient in most car polish?

That a pig always sleeps on it's right side? luckily for me, I ALWAYS sleep on my left..left is the one we use to hold spoons rite?

That if you feed a seagull Alka Selter it's stomach will explode? wow wats that ah? some kinda potatoe chip ah?...gotta get me some of those man

That its impossible for crocodiles stick their tougues out? =P

That banging your head on the wall burns 150calories per hour? finally! the answer to our prayers girls!

That pearls melt in vinegar?

That raindrops are not the same shape as teardrops, they are rounded at the top and flat at the bottom? who had so much time to study the anatomy of raindrops la!?!

That your hearing becomes less sharp after eating too much? harh???wat you say??say louder! harh?

That it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? am trying to prove this one wrong tho.

That the storage capacity of a human brain is 1000 terabytes?

That my sister blinks an average of 3 times everytime she plays O2jam?



Wow...that really was a waste of brain space.

6 comments:

crz said...

very useful information indeed =)

denise said...

cool rite?

but just now you and yee pei said my information was lame =(

haha fill your head with more useless info! then can forget all your mama patho!

Anonymous said...

Alka-Selter or Aka-Seltzer (German) is a type of drug like ENO salt.

It contains Na, CO-3 and i tink some acid.

I supposed that's why seagulls go KA-BooOOooMMM~!!

let's experiment. hee~!

G-Wong said...

farney...

i have that much space less for papa patho... damn...

JaCeLyN said...

aiks!!I sleep on the right side most of the time!!!ahahaha....confirm am a pig already..*oink*

denise said...

to lishan: yea, first ones i wana see go KA-BooM are the irritating seagulls frm finding nemo! haha takbolehtahanbetul!

to geoff: hey its no easy job displacing papa patho frm a genius's brain k? so u better thank me now.

to jacelyn: *gasp* i never knew... nvm, pigs are cute! haha