Gosh..been so long since I've been in here, i forgot my user name for a moment there while trying to log in.
I'm in my Family Medicine posting now!
Tomorrow we're supposed to practice injecting tomatoes and oranges =P
Ok tomatoes and oranges are interesting and all, but I'm here today to : COMPLAIN!!!!!
MY TOILET BOWL IS STUCK!!!!!!!!
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T.T
X_x
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I guess that's all the emoticons i am able to come up with to express my frustration and constipation at the moment.
Unlike other weird people out there,
I DID not flush - test papers
- report cards
- babies
- diapers
- hair
- vitamins i didn't want to take
- dead pets
down my toilet bowl, so WHY?!?!!!!!
Bohoo I've only been here 2 months, bowel habits are normal also, no change in stool caliber also!
Called a plumber today, but after seeing it he asked me to buy the black plunger and try it first, because if he were to open and investigate it might take the whole day, and he doesn't know the level of the blockage it might be very superficial (fixable DIY plunger) or deep in the saluran paip.
Aiyoo.... dare not fix say dare not fix lar! DANG IT!!!! Even the PLUMBER, whose sworn profession is to look into toilet bowls, EVEN HE dreads the thought of fixing my bowl. Well i am going to buy that black plunger thing, but the problem is, Ian Zing said she saw it being done a few times back home and according to her, when you plunge it.....
SHITE OVERFLOWETH!
Can you imagine a chocolate fondue of excreta? *BLUEK*
FYI: my toilet isn't a sewage site yet lar, had enough discipline to stop using it when i noticed the slow flow... But I'm now reduced to running upstairs whenever i need to use the loo, how degrading. Aih hope i don't clog poor Ian Zing's toilet can ady lar...
Oh give me strength!
More specifically, give me strong a Puborectal Sling! (a.k.a the muscle that keeps poop in)
p/s: my ONLY IMU neighbors frm Kawasan Perindustrian Oakland are moving to another house this December! =( *sob* So long Mr.Tall, Mr. Short,Mr. Fat, and Mr.Thin.... yes those are their names. Sorry your farewell had to be in the same post as my toilet woes.
6 comments:
i think coz u pangsai too much la denise.... but ok what.. u leave it there.. stagnant.. then can have mushroom overgrowth... got new neighbours ed... the SHITake mushroom colony in the toilet bowl... hahahaha
SHITake mushrooms... aih only with Mus will u find such rare nonsense.
where are the squirrels lar dude!
tak nampak ekor pun...
u should take a look at my toilet...it's flooding! i am so gonna get someone to fix our toilets next week +_+
there are so many jokes to pull on this post... gaahh... my hand is just itching.
my toilet walls are painted blood red. with a dull flickering orange light...like the toilet of a human sacrificing cult
Phing: yes lets call the plumber, lock him in the store room with no food and water if he refuse to fix out toilets.
Jeremy: well mus already took a go at it, dont give in like he did, you are stronger than all this Jem! You can do it! tahaaan!
Chan: wow... "human cult".. you must be feeling so at home in that toilet of yours.
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