A modified G.Wong joke.

Question: WHY do guys prefer smart girls???

Answer: BECAUSE opposites attract!

muahahahaha...take that!

okok... things to do today:
1. Send the long overdue regional conference report.
2. Go for pbl and pretend i know what i'm presenting.(Actually i found an interesting way to fool my group members. just put on a serious deep sounding voice and look them straight in the eye! they'd be convinced i actually understand my topic!*snigger*)
3. Support M106 cheerleading team tonite. GO VENUS!!! *muacks*

DID you know....

SO...Quiz time!
DID you know...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Denise!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise. always knew i was HOT! *psssstt*
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near. you have been warned...
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise. errr... is that very wide?
4. Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world. i would much prefer olive oil in my food thank you very much.
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400 times smaller. meaning...im out of this world, AND im FAT?? mean people.
6. Americans discard enough Denise to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months. AGAIN...go on ahead and insult the poor girl *sniff*
7. When provoked, Denise will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. wow cool...i kinda like this one!
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Denise! *blub blub* *gurgle gurgle* but i still cant swim!
9. You can tell if Denise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled. now what they trying to say? that i look dumb and dense when i stand up??!
10. An average beaver can cut down Denise every year! nice nice beaver... i really dont taste that good. Go chop Yee Pei, she's 4 times more salty than an ocean.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

So NOW you know...
Nice rite? didnt know i was so famous and special rite?
Hurry, go check your names out too!
Btw, found this Contrivium thingy from Yee Pei's blog. And according to it, Yee Pei cant regurgitate, if ONLY it were true, lectures would be a far nicer smelling thing to attend. hehe... joking PEI!

ps: feel so much better after reading all the silly things people come up with these days. MICROBIOLOGY here i come!!!

Simple Maths.

2 weeks to sum1 + inches of alien language notes + 1 CPR exam + 2 PBL's a week + 1 lazy bum = 1 trigger-happy medical student.

Oh, how i love my life!

24th September 2006.

I can't believe the way
Your love has got a hold on me
Each morning I wake to find You near
You lift me above my fears
And set my feet on solid ground
All of my days belong to You

And I breathe in Your breath of life that fills my heart
You are my all consuming fire

I stand here before You
In wide opened wonder
Amazed at the glory of You
The power of heaven
Revealing Your purpose in me
As I'm reaching for You

~opps, forgot the name of the song writer~

Dear Lord, forgive me for the times I doubted Your love and wisdom. Change, THEY say is unevitable. Every wave that sweeps the shores polishes a new rock, every breeze dances to a different dance with the daisy flowers. The world changes, the people around me change, and I know I've changed. But I know now, that no matter when, no matter why, no matter how big the changes in my life, whenever I step back and be still enough to listen, I find You there, right there. As true and timeless and constant and solid as You have always been. Your love,wisdom,mercy and promises never change. And in my ever changing life, I've taken that for granted.

Help me Lord, as I am weak,
Remind me Lord, for I often forget,
Be patient with me Lord, I am learning.

It Just Dont Feel Right...

It just dont feel right lar.....
Not used to it lar....

How to blog in IMU's computer lab?? So uncomfortable sitting here, typing whats supposed to be my innermost thoughts while busybodies like lishan and hmmm....i dont know whats her name on my right... stretch their long necks.

Yup, you would have guessed it by now.
Between the last post and this, Miss Suyin has started semester2 of her medical education.
AND that means.... A few things have happened between the last post and this, but she was too pig to write it down.
Amongst these were:

1. Getting over post-camp depression after returning from Sarawak.
2. Joining M206's orientation a few days after it actually started.
3. Ending M206's orientation with a BANG.
4. Seeing someone get hurt.
5.Understanding the meaning of being paralysed.
6. Throwing a surprise going-away party for darling Eunice Chu. (must tell you all about this man, scandalous!)
7. Looking through pathoLOGY, microbioLOGY,parasitoLOGY,pharmacoLOGY, and immunoLOGY books, little head voices me it's going to be a ''wonderfull'' semester.
8. Going for pathoLOGY, and microbioLOGY introduction lecture, not-so little voices shouting in my head ''what a glorious semester to look foward to''
9. Being thrown into the swimming pool by a bunch of ''loving,respectfull,gratefull'' juniors. (didnt know you guys loved us THAT much! =P)
10. Finally buying a mirror for my room.

Things i didnt do between the last post and this:
1. Blog about the stuff on the list above.
2. Knock in a decent nail for my mirror.
3. Eat a single meal in the cafeteria. It's always gone by the time we finish class *cry cry*
3. Make Eunice cry during the going-away party (nevermind, still got this sunday, still got HOPE!)
4. Finish my elective report.
5. Read up on the WHOLE pbl topic so we can have a ''discussion'' this thursday.

YAY! i blogged!

ps: am still scared. hope today will be a nice, friendly day.