DID you know....

SO...Quiz time!
DID you know...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Denise!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise. always knew i was HOT! *psssstt*
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near. you have been warned...
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise. errr... is that very wide?
4. Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world. i would much prefer olive oil in my food thank you very much.
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400 times smaller. meaning...im out of this world, AND im FAT?? mean people.
6. Americans discard enough Denise to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months. AGAIN...go on ahead and insult the poor girl *sniff*
7. When provoked, Denise will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. wow cool...i kinda like this one!
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Denise! *blub blub* *gurgle gurgle* but i still cant swim!
9. You can tell if Denise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled. now what they trying to say? that i look dumb and dense when i stand up??!
10. An average beaver can cut down Denise every year! nice nice beaver... i really dont taste that good. Go chop Yee Pei, she's 4 times more salty than an ocean.

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So NOW you know...
Nice rite? didnt know i was so famous and special rite?
Hurry, go check your names out too!
Btw, found this Contrivium thingy from Yee Pei's blog. And according to it, Yee Pei cant regurgitate, if ONLY it were true, lectures would be a far nicer smelling thing to attend. hehe... joking PEI!

ps: feel so much better after reading all the silly things people come up with these days. MICROBIOLOGY here i come!!!